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editor updates, where O.P.'s cousin becomes obsessed with O.P.'s stripper wife. Our next Reddit post is

from Thrillway. Eight years ago, my cousin Joe was getting married.

He invited me to his bachelor party.

It was me and a bunch of his weird friends that I was uncomfortable around.

I spent the whole night nursing a beer waiting for it to end.

Towards the end of the night, his best man, whose name I can't even remember, had two strippers

come.

I hated the idea, so I continued to nurse the beer while the girls entertained them.

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