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Think of a breakfast muffin with sausage and egg.

Yep, that's the one.

You can see it, can you?

Deep in your mind. Sausage, egg, cheese, muffin. I don't even need to say its name, do I? Breakfast, done properly.

Served until 11 a.m. Welcome to R slash Ask Reddit, where users answer the question. What's the wildest, mouth wrote a check that their butt couldn't cash moment you've ever seen?

Our next reply is from Pasminal.

Seen firsthand, there's a couple of fights that come to mind.

One was outside of an underground club.

This drunk guy was getting into it with a rando in the parking lot, who was considerably bigger and more sober than the drunkie.

The drunk a-hole is fuming mad, spouting all manner of profanity at this dude's entire family tree.

And, of course, challenges the guy to a fight.

At which point, Ro pulls out lightweight training gloves from his bag and says,

Trust me, you're going to want to do this on grass.

His friends tried to drag him away.

That guy's going to kill you.

Who just carries gloves around?

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