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r/Askreddit What's The Worst You've Ever Been Cockblocked?

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🗓️ 16 February 2022

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Askreddit Have you ever been cockblocked or beaver-dammed? This Reddit thread is filled with depressing, frustrating, and infuriating stories about the worst times that people have been SO CLOSE to the finish line, only to get shut down at the last moment. What about you? Do you have any stories to share about times when you *almost* sealed the deal, but got denied in the end? Share them in the comments! Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to our slash ask redder where we answer the question, what's the worst you've ever been cock blocked or be verdamped?

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Our first reply is from Anthony Kumio. I remember getting invited to a party where I didn't know anyone except the two people that I came with.

1:31.0

I spend the night vibing with a cute girl, and I finally invite her up to the roof with me. As we're literally walking out the door, some douchebag screams.

1:41.0

Hey, where are you going with him? He's totally going to try to hook up with you.

1:46.0

The girl got all embarrassed and avoided me for the rest of the night. I ended up in some dude's room playing rock band with three other guys trying to avoid the main party.

1:55.0

And then beneath that, we have this story from Porsche Black. This reminds me of a girl in college. One of my classes had groups that we were assigned to all year.

2:04.0

There was a girl in my group who I developed a crush on. One day, I mentioned that I had tickets to a concert, and she said she was a big fan, so I offered her a ticket.

2:14.0

The night of the concert, I meet her at her sorority to pregame. We drank, and she introduces me to a bunch of people.

2:21.0

We go to the concert, have a good time, then head back to my place, and hook up. I took her home the next morning. A few days go by, so I text her an ask her if she wants to meet up for a bite to eat.

2:33.0

Her reply was, I don't think my boyfriend would like that. So you mean to tell me that he was cool with you going to a concert, hooking up, and spending the night with me.

2:43.0

But getting food is an issue.

2:46.0

Our next reply is from Janet Eugene Hare. My boyfriend and I were planning to ride our motorcycles a few hours north to a little touristy town, eat at our favorite Mexican restaurant, and spend the weekend in an old-fashioned lakeside motel.

2:59.0

I told a friend of mine about this plan the morning before we left. That evening, when my boyfriend and I are seated at the restaurant and enjoying our meal, suddenly that friend appears beside our table.

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