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question funky grandma my sister in law worked on a ski hill one week there was a promotion by a company where they would blow up those big inflatable like those big gorillas you see in car lots she had seen them blow them up and deflate them for days so she knew what the

deflated ones look like one day she was leaving work and one of those deflated mascot thing he was right behind her car my sister in law has never still anything in her entire life but at that moment she decided out of the blue that she wanted that blow up so she

plopped it in the back of her car and drove home when I came to visit a couple of weeks later she was freaking out about it she asked me if I wanted it just to get the evidence out of her house that's a story of how I came to own a two story high inflatable cow and then

opian glutes a picture of it and yeah sure enough it's a two story high inflatable cow our next reply from Duke of doucheberry my dad's older brother came home from the war

and Vietnam to find that his wife had been cheating on him with his best friend he locked them both in the friends house and burned it down with them still inside of it he held the firefighters off with a rifle until he was sure that they couldn't be saved then he shot himself this was before I was born but I've seen some newspaper

clippings about it man we're only three posts into this thread and this has gotten really dark really fast our next replies from crash KG my dad brought in a banana

tree to the US from his home village in corolla he literally walked through customs with a tree in a pot in his arms the customs lady asked him when he was thinking and he just replied that the banana tree was from his mother's garden the customs lady must have thought my dad was crazy but she just let him walk right through we

still have that tree and it's offspring and then beneath that lollipop luxray ads the customs lady said this is crazy and your dad replied no this is bananas

our next reply from his donor I'm flexed this it's not a bad crime or anything but it was illegal at the time so in Germany up until a few years ago we still had a general

driver for the army and a generation ago it was very hard to get out of it my uncle was a hard core pacifist so going to the army wasn't an option for him but being

accepted as a conscientious object or at the time basically required you to be a devout Christian and use the bibles and argument for why you couldn't kill another human and my uncle was also an atheist he couldn't realistically object he didn't

want to go to the army and he didn't want to go to jail either so he waited he got sinister a notice past the physical and got a letter telling him to report to such

location under surgeon why he wrote back a reply on rose colored paper scented with perfume about how much he was looking for deserving under the strong leadership of sergeant why promising to obey everyone

of his orders and that he can't wait to experience life in the barracks together with so many strong and muscular men he was declared unfit for service shortly after you always

hear about people playing the gay card or the black card or whatever but this guy actually wrote a card about how gay he was it was a literal gay card or next reply from propeller goblin my dad when he was much younger and infinitely more stupid

regularly you should drunk drive with his friends it was the early seventies and no one really cared to hear him speak about it now he can't believe how stupid he was one night he and his friends were out drinking

the hearth was a party going on in a pub across town and decided to head over on the way they went past a large club with a queue of people waiting to get in my dad decided to show off a bit and pull a skid he miscalculated hit a curb and flipped the car sliding down the road on his roof the car

stops they get out and run for it to the cheers of the people standing in the line they take the bus back home and immediately call the police to report the car was stolen the police knew what happened

but couldn't prove anything one thing I'd like to point out about this post is that in addition to whatever car crimes op made committed he actually escalated the crime to insurance fraud because when he claimed that the thief stole it that basically means that the insurance company has to pay for his mistake our next

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