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butthole for fake kidnapping my friend's kids? So my friend of about 20 years is mad at me

and calling me cruel in a butthole. She got upset after I fake kidnapped her two young kids.

Now, I know it sounds harsh so far, but the reason I did it was to finally get through her head

the dangers of leaving her kids home alone when she goes

out. On top of all the dangers, she just recently split up with her husband, and they're currently

going through a custody battle. The kids live with her, but the dad is fighting to get them to live

with him a city over. She knows any ammunition this man can get will be used against her in court,

and I've told her a million

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