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r/AmITheA--hole My Roommates Doodoo'd on My Bed

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🗓️ 8 December 2022

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to our slash, Am I the butthole, where OP's roommate and lovers do do on his bid?

0:07.5

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0:49.6

Am I the butthole for charging my roommate for brand new bid cheats in a mattress?

0:53.6

$3,500. After his buddies had intercourse on my bid and got poop and blood on the mattress?

1:01.2

I have this roommate, Darian. Before this, Darian and I had a bit of a tense relationship.

1:07.0

Darian constantly uses and disrespects my stuff, like he'll leave dishes out to soak.

1:13.0

Multiple times, he drank my expensive alcohol. So, already before this event, we weren't on good terms,

1:19.9

and I've told him many times as well to please respect my belongings. Over the weekend,

1:24.9

I was out for a work event, and apparently, Darian invited some of his friends and lovers over.

1:31.3

He told me before that they might crash the night, and I told him that's fine.

1:35.7

Well, when I came back, I noticed that my cheats are weirdly misplaced, and I investigate,

1:41.3

and when I lift the cheats, there's this disgusting smell. And I look, and there are brown

1:48.4

stains on my bid cheats and in my special mattress. I flip out, I take pictures of all the damages.

1:55.8

I confront him, and he's like, oh, sorry, man. It was some of my friends and they didn't know.

2:01.2

I tell him that he needs to pay me, and he can get the money from his friends, but this is on him

2:05.8

because they were his guests. And if he refuses, I'll first contact his parents, and then I'll go to

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