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r/AmITheA--Hole My Parents Can't Wait for Me to Die

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to our Slash Amitabodhole, where OP's parents are excitedly counting down the day when OP dies.

0:07.9

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0:42.9

Am I the butthole for wanting to cash out my life insurance policies so I can spend the last

0:47.6

9-12 months of my life in comfort? But my parents, the beneficiaries, are threatening to disown me?

0:54.2

So yeah, I'm a 28-year-old man and I have a terminal medical condition that I won't go into

0:59.6

too much detail about. I didn't have the best health insurance or doctors, so I found out that I

1:05.0

had a big problem pretty much when it was too late. Just about the only thing that I had a value,

1:10.5

other than some meager savings, an even smaller 401k, and my car was a life insurance policy

1:16.9

that I got when I was 18. It was a relatively small amount yearly and it had awesome terms,

1:22.1

so why not? I always thought that I could swap it over to my future wife or kids, but that's not

1:27.7

happening now. So I haven't been able to work now for about two months, but I won't be eligible

1:33.6

for hospice care until probably a few weeks before the end. The actual policy itself was for an

1:39.8

eye-wattering amount of money if I died before a certain age, which unfortunately is what's going

1:45.6

to happen. I've been living at home with my parents for in-free since I stopped working, which is

1:50.6

good of them. We haven't had the best relationship growing up. They pretty much only did the minimum

1:55.9

required by law in terms of how they raised me. No complaints, but they're not parents of the

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