r/AmITheA**hole Idiot Customer Orders Garlic-Free Garlic Bread

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🗓️ 30 April 2021

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r/AmITheA**hole OP works as a waiter, and he comes across a rather unusual customer. This pregnant lady has a craving for garlic bread; however, she says that the smell of garlic makes her nauseous, so she wants garlic-free garlic bread. OP asks... "Do you mean regular bread?" The lady screams at OP and insists that she wants garlic bread, but without the garlic. But, lady, garlic bread is just regular bread with garlic butter! After much arguing, OP just decides to bring out normal bread with garlic butter on the side, and the woman happily gobbles up all of it. What? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-slash Amai the Butthole, where a customer asks for garlic-free garlic bread.
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1:14.0	podcast for free. It might the Butthole for bringing out regular bread when a pregnant woman ordered
1:20.1	garlic-free garlic bread? I'm a waitress at a restaurant. Earlier, a pregnant woman came in with
1:25.7	her husband. When I went to get their orders, the woman asked for garlic-free garlic bread.
1:31.9	I advised her that our garlic bread was just our regular bread, but with garlic butter instead
1:36.6	of regular butter. And I asked her to clarify if she just wanted regular bread. But she insisted
1:42.3	that no, she wanted our garlic bread just without the garlic. I let her know that she could just order
1:48.0	regular bread and it would be a dollar less expensive. But she insisted that she had a huge craving
1:53.9	for garlic bread, just without the garlic. I wasn't really sure what to do, but her husband got angry
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