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Welcome to our slash, I'm at the butthole, where this dude wanders if he's the jerk or not

for forcing his girlfriend to make him breakfast every single morning.

Am I the jerk for asking my girlfriend to start making me breakfast every morning?

I am a 27 year old man and I've been living with my girlfriend for several months now.

For the most part, things are really good and I plan to propose soon and hopefully have

at least a couple of kids with her.

However, we've run up against the conflict.

She is an absolute morning person.

I hate mornings.

By the time I force myself out of bed in the morning and into the shower, she's already

been up for at least 30 minutes, even though she has to be at work later than I do.

And is that the stove making breakfast?

She likes a huge breakfast in the morning.

She usually has eggs, either French toast or pancakes, hash browns or breakfast potatoes,

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