r/AmITheA**hole For Yelling at My Sister For Pretending To Be Pregnant?

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🗓️ 27 March 2021

⏱️ 20 minutes

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP graciously decides to be a surrogate for her sister, who has troubles for fertility. The problem is that OP's sister keeps pretending that she's the one who's pregnant. When OP and her sister go shopping, a considerate worker offers OP a chair because, well, she is actually pregnant. OP's sister flips out and says that she's the one who deserves the chair because it's her child. OP yells at her sister that even though it's her sister's child, OP is the one who is actually pregnant and she's exhausted from constantly running around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-Slash and my The Butthole, where two parents abuse their disabled child.
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0:44.7	Today's episode is sponsored by Anchor FM. Anchor FM now allows creators to make video podcasts.
0:50.9	Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started R-Slash by making videos on YouTube,
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1:13.4	podcast for free. Am I the Butthole for moving out because my family keeps playing with my cane?
1:19.6	I'm a 17-year-old girl, and I salute with my mom, my stepdad, and my two-half siblings,
1:24.4	a five-year-old boy and a seven-year-old girl. My dad died when I was five while driving
1:28.8	me to the hospital. My mom didn't want to pay for an ambulance. My dad died in the crash,
1:34.8	and my leg and spine got busted up in a way that has left me needing a cane pretty much ever since.
1:40.7	My stepdad's always been a little distant with me, and he likes to make jokes about how I'm an
1:45.5	early blooming black widow. I think he gets that from my mom who blames me for my dad's death.
1:51.6	I do too. It is my fault after all, so I don't push back on it.
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