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Welcome to R-slash, I'm I the butthole, where OP has a secret life as a prostitute.

Am I the butthole for not inviting the neighborhood snitch or the H.O.A. board to our neighborhood

barbecue? There's around 10 houses in my neighborhood of 120 that aren't in the H.O.A.

Mine included. We, or the previous owners, were smart enough to not join the H.O.A.

As a result, I'm able to make extensions and I have a pool, so I host neighborhood parties

occasionally. My H.O.A. is one of the worst H.O.A.'s constantly finding people hundreds of dollars

for parking violations, painting their fences the wrong shades of brown, wrong color curtains,

having two flags, etc. They're not the worst H.O.A. but they're bad. We've also got a succ-y

neighbor, Jessica, who likes to go around and snap photos of people's violations and then

post it on the next door app to shame them. She prides herself in this, thinking it makes the

neighborhood better when she shames a smith for having a fence that's two inches too high,

or the Johnson's for having a light brown door instead of a dark brown door.

Jessica is an effing grunt. She's probably cost neighbors thousands of dollars in fees or forcing

them to renovate. I absolutely lost my cool when Jessica posted in the next door app about how

Mrs. Jensen, an 85-year-old woman, currently having serious medical issues, has a lawn that's a

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