Welcome to R-Slash in my The Butthole, where people mock a child with cancer.

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Am I the butthole for taking my daughter and leaving the wedding

after her stepbrother pulled her wig off?

I can say right off the bat if it's because she has cancer, then yeah, you're not the butthole.

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