r/AmITheA**hole for Making Fun of My Aunt's Watermelon Ass?

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🗓️ 5 August 2021

⏱️ 20 minutes

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r/AmITheA**hole It's huge! It's massive! It's a watermelon-sized tushy! OP lands in hot water due to a confrontation with her aunt. OP posted a picture of herself on Facebook, and her aunt replied with a passive-aggressive "I hate skinny people!" OP retaliated by calling up her aunt and saying, "at least I don't have a watermelon-sized butt!" Now OP's aunt is upset because she's obviously very sensitive about her watermelon-sized butt. Is OP the butthole here?

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best post from a cross-reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-slash Am I the Butthole, where OP makes fun of someone's gigantic,
0:09.5	water-melonsized butt. This podcast is supported by Anchor FM. If you've ever thought about
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1:16.8	Am I the Butthole for kicking my sister out of my family gathering after her comment about my
1:21.3	adopted son? I'm a 32 year old male, and some people think that I should have handled the
1:26.4	situation differently, but I don't see how I'm wrong. Me and my sister, who's 37, aren't as
1:32.0	close as we used to be because of some messed up stuff that happened years ago. I had my son,
1:36.9	Jesse, who's nine pretty young. Months after that, to my surprise, my ex was pregnant again. Only
1:44.0	I knew that the kid wasn't mine because having an infant to take care of and provide for left me
1:48.8	with zero interest in passionate hugging. We found out that my girlfriend was seeing my sister's
1:54.4	fiance behind both of our backs. That really hurt. It was the worst pain ever, but for the sake of my
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