r/AmITheA**hole For Giving Beer to Another Family's 3-Year-Old?

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🗓️ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is an absolute moron who doesn't seem to understand that maybe its a bad idea to give alcohol to another family's 3-year-old child! Giving alcohol to a child is bad enough -- you know, because it's illegal and unethical. But giving alcohol to someone else's kid is even worse! How stupid do you have to be to feed alcohol to a literal three-year-old, and then post on the Internet like, "Did I do something wrong? 🤔"

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-slashAmid the Butthole, where OPEE gives alcohol to a three-year-old.
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1:22.5	Download the free Anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started. Am I the butthole for giving a three-year-old
1:28.7	beer? What? I don't even need to read the rest of this post. The answer is yes. Yeah, you're the
1:34.8	butthole, but we'll go ahead and read it anyway because why not? Yeah, it sounds bad, but really,
1:40.8	it was an innocent thing. I was at a cookout with my wife's family, and I just opened up a cold one.
1:46.4	My wife's three-year-old niece asked me what I was drinking, and I told her it was a beer. She
1:51.5	asked to taste it, so I poured her like a tenth of a sip into a plastic cup, thinking that it would
1:56.5	be too bitter for her. But, well, she liked it. She wanted more, and I told her that it was a grown-up
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