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Am I the butthole for making my son walk the dog? I'm a 42 year old man and I have a 39 year old

wife. We have three sons, Alex, who's 15, Dylan, who's 11, and Jake, who's 8. When I was a kid,

I always wanted a dog, but my parents said no. I never got a chance to get one during my 20s,

but recently my interest in only one was sparked again, so I asked my family what they thought

about getting a dog. My wife wasn't enthusiastic about it, but she relented after a few weeks of me

asking. Alex and Jake were excited to get one, but Dylan was immediately opposed to the idea.

Dylan has always been different than my other sons. He never had an interest in sports,

and was always more subdued than his brothers, which has always made it hard for me to connect with

him. He remained opposed to the idea of getting a dog, but me and my other sons managed to

wear him down until he finally relented. However, he said that if we did get a dog, he wasn't going

to be interacting with or taking care of it, that would be completely on me and his brothers.

I found this ridiculous, but I agreed in the moment hoping that he would change his mind after

meeting the dog. The problem is, he hasn't changed his mind yet. We've had Zeus for seven months

now, and Dylan hasn't warmed up to him in the slightest. He doesn't play with the dog, he doesn't

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