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Am I the butthole for calling police on a neighbor after she keyed my car because of books that I

write? I'm a single woman in my early 30s, making my living, writing, and self-publishing adult

fiction. By adult fiction, I mean adult fiction, with the majority of the plot being steamy.

I don't typically tell people what I write, but I do tell them that I write books for a living

under a pin name. I'm not hiding it per se, but I'm not telling everyone I meet what I do for a living,

and none of my neighbors knew just a bunch of my friends. I live alone in my house,

and pretty much all of my neighbors are either young families or retired couples.

My next door neighbor is a young couple. We've been polite to each other, but we haven't been

close to anything. Lately, the husband, let's call him Roger, became very friendly towards me,

which I tried to ignore, but he's been getting too flirty for my liking, and I started avoiding him.

They had a barbecue over the holiday weekend, and I was taking rubbish out to put in my bin.

Roger looked at me, waved high, and whispered something to his friend, and they both watched me

very carefully, which was incredibly creepy. On my way through my garden, I saw Roger's wife,

Dahlia leaving the house with her friend, and they both looked at me with disgust and whispered

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