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r/AmITheA**hole Entitled kids stole from my garden, so I planted a cactus trap!

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πŸ—“οΈ 1 August 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has an ongoing confrontation with his entitled neighbors. The neighbor kids keep coming into her yard to steal things from his garden. He wants to know if he will be a jerk for planting thorny plants and cacti all over his garden to keep the neighbor kids out. But, it turns out he doesn't need to go that far! He catches the family stealing fruit from his garden red-handed and calls the cops on them! The cops show up while they are IN THE PROCESS OF STEALING and OP gets his revenge! If you like this podcast and want to see more, follow my podcast for more daily Reddit content! πŸ”” Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2E3A8i6 πŸ’¬ Discord: https://discord.gg/VD6eYD3 🎧 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/rslash βš“ Send me a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rslash πŸ“Έ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rslashyt/ β™ͺ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rslash0 πŸ›’ Merch: http://bit.ly/rSlashMerch 🎁 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from a cross-reddit.

0:04.0

Today's subreddit is R-Slash in I the Buttle.

0:07.4

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0:10.1

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0:45.9

to get started. Am I the butthole for sleeping in my roommates bed for a week after my boyfriend

0:51.8

puked red wine all over mine? My roommate and I don't know each other that well.

0:56.5

We have mutual friends who both knew we needed roommates at the beginning of the year, so set us up.

1:01.3

We're not in the apartment at the same time very often, so I wouldn't say we're friends,

1:05.5

but we don't dislike each other. At the beginning of last week, my roommate told me she was going

1:10.2

to go back to her hometown about two hours away because her dad was sick and she wanted to be with

1:14.9

her family. I said okay, see you when you get back, the usual. That night, I invited my boyfriend

1:20.8

over and we ended up getting a bit drunk, which resulted in him puking red wine all over my bed.

1:26.7

It was like 3 a.m. at this point, and I was tipsy, so I dragged him over to my roommates bed and we both

1:32.7

fell asleep. The next morning, my boyfriend went home, but I was hung over and didn't want to

1:37.4

wash my sheets yet, so I just stayed in my roommates bed. I ended up sleeping and staying in my roommates

1:42.6

bed for the rest of the week. She came back to the apartment on Monday while I was out shopping,

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