You know what that is.

An ice cold beer.

What's different?

It's Budweiser.

Food longer for a refreshing, smooth taste.

Like no other.

Cheers to that. Budweiser, like no other.

Cheers to that.

Budweiser, like no other.

Please drink responsibly.

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Welcome to R-slash, am I the butthole. We're lunch thieves at work discovered they've been stealing and eating dog food.

Am I the butthole for letting my coworker eat my dog food for close to six months? Earlier last year, I bought a puppy, some

kind of walking mop, cute as heck. The seller warned me that the puppy had very specific

dietary requirements. Honestly, the last thing I wanted to do on my time off was make

dog food, so I approached a woman recommended by my local pet shop to make two weeks worth of food.

She uses very cheap cuts of meat, grains, and supplements specifically formulated for dogs. I pick up

the individually packaged bags every Monday morning and keep them in a plastic

container label with my name in the community fridge at work. Then I take it home after work.

It doesn't take up much room. A while ago, I noticed that some of my bags began going missing.

Then I found the empty bags in the waste bin. To be clear, they're marked with my initials in a black Sharpie.

I immediately knew what was going on, and I thought that it was funny. Luckily, my mother is in love

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