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welcome to our slash am I the Butthole where

op he has an encounter with the hamburger.

Am I the but hole for not letting a pregnant woman have any of my birthday cake?

My birthday was yesterday, and my husband invited his best friend Matt and his best friend's

pregnant girlfriend Jane out for a barbecue.

They lived two houses down from us.

It was only us, our three kids, and then there, as well as their three kids.

I spent about 90 bucks on hamburgers and hot dogs.

Matt also showed up with about 2 pounds of hamburger.

While the guys cooked, I went swimming with all the kids in our pond.

Jane sat near the guys on her phone.

Around 530, the guys called the kids up for food. Me and my middle child

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