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Welcome to R slash Am I the butthole where O.P.'s parents tried to kill him as a baby.

Am I the butthole for telling my birth siblings to

F off and leave me alone and I don't care about their stupid effing parents? I'm a male in my 20s

and I was adopted as an infant. Actually, I was found in an alley and when my birth family

didn't come forward to claim me and nobody knew who I was, I was adopted.

But I was an infinite at the time, thankfully, so I didn't have a long foster care experience.

As a baby, I was placed without anything to keep me warm, in a low visibility area, and there were no signs that I was lovingly placed. It basically looked like I was

thrown away like trash. I've seen some old newspaper clippings about it. The story was told to me

gradually throughout my childhood. My parents were always open about my adoption, though. I never felt

othered. This family was my family, even though I was the only non-biological

kid in the family. I was loved, I was treasured even, and I had a great life. But the circumstances

surrounding my adoption meant some stuff was unclear. Medical history being the biggest thing. I never

really cared. But I got engaged a few months ago,

and my fiance and I want children, and seeing the hell stuff in my family has made me realize

I have no idea if I could pass anything on to my future kids. After thinking it over, I did a 23-and-me

genetic testing, but I did it wrong, and I also mistakenly added myself to be found. I realized

quickly after my results came in, but by then it was too late, and two birth siblings found me. They're

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