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r/AITA My Son Wants My Winning Lottery Ticket

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:07 What a deal 2:59 Sold it 5:22 Comment 6:04 Food 8:42 Divorce 14:30 Ruff 15:50 Comment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:11.0

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0:18.4

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0:21.8

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0:24.0

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0:28.0

Issemyake.

0:30.0

Welcome to R.

0:31.0

Am I the But Hole, where OP refuses to hand over a winning lottery ticket.

0:37.0

Am I the But Hole for forcing my son to give me half of his income?

0:41.0

I won the lottery. A thousand dollars a day for life. Wow that's 365K a year. Geez. I'm 58. My son is 19. I went to my son and told him that I wanted to make a deal. I would give him the ticket. In return, he would give me half the money until I die. Then he gets all the money. He said he needed to think about it. He came back and said that it wasn't really fair for me to one half. He said that I could live another 40 years. Then he might need the money more and that I should only take 20%.

1:16.5

I said I would think about it. I signed the ticket and claimed the lump sum.

1:21.7

I'm seeing a lawyer to figure out how to set up my son for life.

1:24.8

His education will be paid for. When he gets older he'll be able to purchase a home for free,

1:30.8

basically. A trust fund will be set up so that he gets a good amount of money for the rest of his life.

1:36.0

Now he's pissed that I went back on my offer.

1:39.0

I thought that I was being smart, but I didn't realize how greedy he was.

1:44.0

He also told my ex about the money, and she's pissed that I'm not giving her or anything.

1:49.5

We've been divorced for years. I owe her nothing. No I won't give you any of my money either. There's a reason I'm using a throwaway.

1:58.0

Wow! Wow! I read, cheese, I read a lot of stories about real idiots.

2:05.0

There are whole sub-redits devoted to dumb morons.

2:09.2

This guy, O-P, not O-P, but your son is one of the dumbest I've ever come across.

2:15.0

This guy just got offered $180,000 a year to do nothing.

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