And now we go live to Tyrell's farm!

Down here in Heidefitscher, the folks are busy bringing in a bumper crop of local spuds.

And of course, when you have the finest potatoes,

only the tastiest ingredients will do.

That's where the tasting team come in.

Surely coming through!

All this ensures their crisps taste de-radi-licious.

In fact, the Tyrell's team have done such a spiffing job.

People across the land are calling their crisps terribly, terribly tasty.

Welcome to R-slash!

Am I the butthole where OP discovers that her husband tried to kill the family dog?

Am I the butthole for checking my husband's dashcam footage on his car without his consent?

I'm a 34-year-old woman.

I live with my husband, who's 37 and are 7-year-old daughter.

My daughter and I recently went on a short trip out of state while my husband stayed home

because he had worked to do and he was supposed to look after our dog.

On the last day of our trip, we got a call from my husband who was acting distraught

and said that our dog Ellie had run away and that he couldn't find her.

He claimed that she had just bolted away from him in the park into some bushes and he couldn't

find her.

Our dog is quite small, a mini-poodle mix, and almost 13 years old.

She's still active, but it's really unlikely to run away from us,

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