Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs. Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes that let you build your brand. Marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time from startups to scale ups,, in-person and on the go.

Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you.

Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.

Redeem your lab books on free bet spins or even cash you in for real money.

That's satisfaction from Lab Brooks.

And for extra satisfaction, here's the T's and C's.

Let's rock. Lack bucks expire for decencies are bright Take time to think Yeah, but who and I die home

Welcome to R slash Am I the Butthole

Where Opie's friend is a genuinely terrible teacher

Am I the butthole for telling my wife's friend

That I don't have to see her in the classroom

To know she's a horrible teacher. My wife's

friend was at our house for dinner. She's a teacher and she complains about it a lot. She says the

parents are impossible to deal with. The administration is not supportive. Everyone has an

opinion on curriculum and the kids don't listen. I'm including these complaints for context for you guys.

She told my wife that she was working on her lesson plan for February and Black History Month

and that she was making a fact sheet for Martin Luther King Jr. for her kids. Our son, who's a huge

Star Trek fan, said that she should include the fact that Martin Luther King Jr. was a Star Trek fan.

My wife's friend, with a very patronizing tone and expression, I might add, said that maybe he would have been if he'd still been alive when it aired.

My son said that MLK Jr. was alive when the show was aired, and that he used to watch it with his daughters. My wife's friend said that Martin Luther King Jr. was alive when the show was aired, and that he used to watch it with his daughters.

My wife's friend said that Martin Luther King Jr. died before the show aired. I told her that

she was wrong and my son was right. She said that I was a perfect example of a parent that can't

...