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r/AITA I Stopped a Teen Girl from Moving in with a Diddler

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🗓️ 15 June 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Welcome to R slash Am I the Butthole, where Opie's brother-in-law really, really likes kids.

0:36.6

Am I the butthole for taking my girlfriend's dad to court?

0:40.5

I'm a 19-year-old guy, and I've been dating my girlfriend, who's 18, for about a year. A couple of

0:46.0

weeks ago, I got pulled over while driving home from her place, and just my luck, the officer

0:51.8

who pulled me over was her dad. Although very awkward, he kept it

0:56.5

purely professional, said that I was speeding and gave me a ticket. Now, if I was speeding,

1:02.0

this would have been perfectly fine, but the problem is, I wasn't. I have a dash cam that logs

1:07.6

GPS and speed data, and I checked it as soon as I got home.

1:11.5

It clearly shows that I was going under the speed limit the entire time.

1:15.9

I told my girlfriend I was planning to fight the ticket in court.

1:19.3

She got really upset and says it's going to cause a lot of tension with her family.

1:23.8

She thinks I should just pay the fine and move on, even if I wasn't speeding.

1:28.3

From my point of view, this isn't about her dad personally.

1:31.3

It's purely about not wanting any marks against my license.

1:35.3

She feels that by taking it to court, I'm basically accusing her dad of either lying or making a serious mistake,

1:43.3

and that could put him in a really difficult position

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