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Now, our first story comes from Grumpy Bunny, titled Am I the Assol for using my theater voice to scare my friend's annoying neighbour. Now you know, I love a neighbour story.

It goes on to say, I've performed in amateur theatre for over 20 plus years and can now project

my voice quite a distance thanks to many of the roles I've had. This is important later.

Two weeks ago, I was staying at my friend's house overnight because I was

helping with renovations and it was easier to just stay the night and finish the reno the next day,

then make two return trips. Plus, his wife is a great cook. They have told me many stories

about their annoying neighbor across the road, who complains when their kids are playing outside

or that they don't like seeing

so many cars parked on the street when my friends are hosting a dinner party what the fuck so

sunday morning 715 there's wrapping at the door and i open it as i was up making coffee it is the

old witch neighbor telling me that i have to move my work truck now, parked in front of my friend's

house, because she has guests coming for lunch at 11.30. Never being at my best this early on

on a Sunday, I go full King Lear on her, raising myself up and giving her a death stare and saying,

Be gone, you feculent hag. And take your miserable and selfish behavior with you.

She screamed and ran away.

Pretty good burst to speed for a 66 year old, lull.

I woke up everyone in the house.

The neighbor's dog on both sides went crazy barking and a few people came out of their

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