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r/AITA I Falsely Accused a Veteran of Stolen Valor

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🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Welcome to R-Slash, am I the bad guy where OP performs unholy acts to her boyfriend's pizza?

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Am I the bad guy for eating the toppings off my boyfriend's pizza? I don't even need to read

0:54.4

the rest of this post to know that this is absolute psychopath behavior OP. Earlier tonight,

0:59.8

I ordered Hawaiian pizza with my boyfriend's. We've only been dating a month, so it's the first time

1:05.0

I ate pizza with him. We only finished about half, and then we went to watch TV. I was still hungry,

1:10.8

so I ate all the toppings off the pizza. When he saw, he absolutely flipped out. He said that he

1:18.1

was saving it for lunch tomorrow that he had never met anyone who would do anything like this,

1:23.2

and was just generally really upset. I thought he was joking and laughed it off, but it's been a

1:28.4

couple of hours and he's still upset. He's talking about how he was looking forward to having the

1:33.7

leftover pizza for lunch and how I ruined his lunch. I offered to buy him another pizza, but he kept

1:40.0

saying that it wasn't about that, and I just ruined his day. Is he overreacting, or am I the bad guy?

1:46.5

OP. OP. Come on, man. Come on. There's a whole half pie of pizza sitting in front of you.

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Instead of eating another slice, like a normal person, your solution, your bright idea is to

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ruin every single slice of pizza. Then leave it out for your boyfriend to find, and I guess throw

2:06.5

away, as some sort of like final F you, I ruined your pizza. It's in my belly now. What? Who does

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