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r/AITA I Broke a Dude's Nose

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:06 Stop 2:03 Passport 5:00 In the dark 7:25 Kids 10:50 Vacation 14:34 Clothes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Are you both both in the queue for tickets?

0:02.0

Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.

0:04.0

I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.

0:05.0

I'm in too.

0:06.0

Found a good spot for phone signal.

0:08.0

I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.

0:11.0

Oh, hold on.

0:12.0

Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly. Money never felt like

0:25.0

Monzo. Download your new favourite bank. UK residents Ties and C's apply.

0:30.0

Welcome to R slash Am I the But Hole, where OP is a woman and she breaks a guy's nose.

0:36.4

Am I the But Hole for breaking a man's nose because he apparently didn't know what Stop means?

0:42.4

I'm a 21 yearold woman and I went to my local grocery store

0:46.0

the other day to get one to two items and then go home. As I'm grabbing the items, I see

0:50.7

this man, aged 45 to 55 following me quite closely. You might be thinking,

0:57.0

oh, maybe it's just a weird coincidence. No, he didn't pick up or look at any items.

1:03.1

He didn't even have a cart.

1:04.8

Also, for some context, I was wearing a dress.

1:07.4

Anyways, I got uncomfortable and just went and checked out.

1:11.2

I didn't see the man until I was almost to my car. He walks up and tries to start making awkward small talk. How old I am, the fact that my license plate is a different state than the one that I was in, where I was coming from,

1:24.8

if I have a boyfriend.

1:26.2

I told him that I wasn't interested and asked him to please leave me alone.

1:30.1

He didn't and he got closer to me.

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