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r/AITA Husband Tried to Throw Me Off a Roof

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:07 Dangled 3:03 Affair baby 8:02 Dads affair 11:56 D print Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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participating in restaurants only. Welcome to R-slash-Am I the Butthole, where O.P.'s husband attempts to murder her, Spider-Man style.

0:57.3

Am I the butthole for going home after my husband dangled me over the parking garage edge as a prank, and I thought that he was killing me?

1:04.6

I went out with my husband to eat at a place nearby that we had booked for that time, and he wanted to go for a while, and he had been really

1:11.4

looking forward to it, and I drove him there, and we parked on the top floor of the parking garage

1:15.7

nearby. We got out of the car and started walking down the stairs, which were right on the

1:20.0

edge of the parking garage. He started talking about how high up we were, and jokingly asked if I

1:25.3

thought that I could survive if I jumped down there, and obviously

1:29.1

I wouldn't have.

1:30.3

As we were turning down the stairs and were right next to the edge, which had a small railing

1:34.2

before a straight drop, he shouted out, say goodbye, and suddenly grabbed me and picked me up,

1:40.8

and brought me over the edge and dangled me there.

1:44.0

And I effing screamed out and was so scared.

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