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O.P.'s girlfriend's mom is super hot. Am I the butthole for calling my girlfriend's mom

gorgeous, thus causing a fight between the mom and the dad?

I'm a 23-year-old guy, and I'm meeting the parents of my girlfriend, who's 25.

The mom is 51, and the dad is 52, and they invited me over for dinner.

I'd brought flowers to give to the mom.

When I saw the mom, I thought she looked gorgeous, so I told her in front of my girlfriend

and the dad. She thanked me. During the dinner, the mom brought up the fact that I told her she looks

gorgeous. She asked me what I find gorgeous about her. Wanting to be honest, without being crude,

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