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r/AITA He Tried to STOMP on My Dog!

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:06 Physical force 3:18 Satellite room 7:04 Left my friend 10:13 Inheritance 12:21 Interruptions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to R slash am I the butthole where a guy tries to stomp on O.P.'s dog. Am I the

1:05.4

butthole for kicking a special needs adult who tried to stomp on my dog? I moved to Seattle for work and I have a five-year-old

1:13.3

Spaniel, Daisy. For the last few months, I've been taking her to a new park. It's a fun little trip.

1:18.8

A few days ago, I took her to a new park in Redmond and was walking around. An older woman,

1:23.5

maybe 60s or 70s, was walking with a younger man, maybe 20s, and she said my dog was cute

1:29.6

and asked if she could say hi. I let her and Daisy enjoyed it. She asked if her son could say hi

1:34.9

and let me know that he was special needs and I said sure. He came up to her and stuck his hand out

1:40.0

and she rubbed her face on it. For your information, Daisy is sweet to everyone. She would be friendly

1:45.4

if someone was robbing me. Anyways, the guy pulls back and yells, Ew! And tries to stomp on her.

1:52.1

I freak out and pull her back. Then I pick Daisy up and back up and tell the woman to control her kid.

1:58.3

I'm seething. She starts apologizing, says it's never happened before.

2:02.8

I back up more and tell her to tell him to back off because he's still staring me down.

2:08.0

Then he darts at us, like a mix of Naruto run and attack on Titan. Now, I'm bigger and a couple

2:14.3

of inches taller than he is, but the run freaked me out and he was maybe only 10 or 15 feet away from me.

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