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Am I the butthole for putting a stop to my 12 year old-old daughter's period party? Let me set the stage.

I'm a 43-year-old guy, and my wife is 42. We have two daughters who are seven years apart.

Our 19-year-old was at college in a different state when this happened. My girls are very different.

My 19-year-old is outgoing, even extroverted, loves meeting new people, trying new things,

etc. My 12-year-old is shy, a homebody, finds things she's comfortable with, and sticks to them.

A couple of months ago, my 12-year-old comes to me in my home office, obviously upset. She stammers a bit,

then manages to tell me that she just got her first period.

I play the supportive dad, comfort her, and get her to a box of sanitary pads my wife had bought

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