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slash am i the butthole where opi tries to murder some people am i the butthole for telling my

girlfriend that i have every right to

defend my home after someone started kicking my door in? I'm a 27-year-old guy, and I've been with my

girlfriend who's 26 for two years. I'm a black man raised in the inner city. She's a white

girl from the suburbs. We grew up different, and normally that's okay, but last week, someone tried to

break into my house and it started causing problems. I'm taking care of my mother now that

she's getting up in age. She just had surgery on her legs and cannot walk. I need to stress

this. She physically can't support herself, so I'm doing everything for her.

Her bedroom is in the back of the house right next to the back door that leads to the porch.

At 2 a.m. last Wednesday, my mom calls me scared, saying someone's trying to break into the house and she can hear them banging on the back door.

My girlfriend was staying with me in my bedroom when I got the call.

I jumped up, grabbed my gun,

and ran to the back and started yelling for whoever was there to get away because they were still

banging on the door when I got there. Things got quiet, so I checked the camera on the porch,

and I saw them standing there. It was three people, and one of them said to keep going that it doesn't

matter.

So I used the speaker on my camera to say that I have a weapon, it's loaded, and if you kick that

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