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rolling through my yard to park in the driveway. I have my mother's flowers close to the edge of the

yard that she planted before moving back to Mexico, and I adore

these roses. They're the last thing my mom left for me and my brother. The first few times I let it

slide, because I didn't want issues with my neighbor, but after the 10th time, you'd think she'd learn

to park correctly. So I put up three inch tall bricks with concrete to keep them in place

around the edge of the yard to prevent her from coming into the yard due to just feeling the bricks.

But not even two weeks after putting them up, she knocked three of them out of the ground. I asked

her to be a little more careful because she already knocked over some bricks, but she gave me a

smug look and told me to

not have my panties in a bunch. So I just fixed the bricks, and she knocked them down another five times.

So I went to the HOA to ask if I could make modifications to my yard's perimeter to keep vehicles

off of it, which they said was fine. There were no rules on what I could or

couldn't do. So I removed the bricks and made molds of the same size. I poured concrete in the

moles with nails poking half an inch out of them and laid them around the perimeter of my yard.

The following day when she was pulling in, she, yet again, hit the bricks thinking nothing of it. The next morning,

when she was going to leave, both of her passenger side tires were flat on the ground. And then,

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