Welcome to R-slash, am I the butthole, where OP's mother is 6 years older than he is? Am I the butthole

from making my dad's fiance cry? So my father, who's 54, and his fiance, who's 30,

have been together for about 6 years now. When they first got together, I, a 17-year-old male

at the time, was still living at home. She moved in about a month into their relationship,

and I didn't have a problem with her at first until she tried to actually mother me.

Hold on, what's the math on this? 6 years, so she would have been 24 and OP was 17. Okay, okay.

I'm not talking about giving advice or being a supportive role model,

more like giving me a 9 o'clock curfew. I live in a rural town, so that's a joke.

And she told me to clean up her dog's mess after it had an accident. Every time I would bring

this up to my dad, he'd say, just try for me. Needless to say, I moved out soon after.

Fast forward to a week ago. Out of nowhere, my dad invites me over for dinner because

we haven't spoken in quite some time. I hesitantly accept and spend the following few days trying

to prepare myself for what they're gonna say. I show up that night, bottle of wine in hand,

anxious out of my mind. The night goes on for a few hours with us exchanging small talk,

until I can't take it anymore and ask why they invited me. My dad said that they were getting

married and he wanted me to be his best man. I'm not gonna lie. I laughed hard. This turned

into the fiance crying because she thinks that I don't like her and I told her she's correct.

It should be said that given the option between me or his fiance, my dad would choose her in a

heartbeat. For example, I went on a two-day camping trip. I always parked my car in the garage.

But when I left, she took over that spot and kept it until I moved out. So,

your dad estranged you, then didn't talk to you, and now he expects you to just turn around and

be your buddy for the wedding photos. Yeah, whatever man, I'm on your side OP. You could zero out of

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