Welcome to R. slash Am I the But Hole, where OP swipes some mystery sperm to check it out under a microscope.

Am I the But Hole from making a microscope slide of my husband's sperm? I think this is stupid, but my husband is annoyed with me, so whatever.

This morning I went to take a shower, and I saw that my husband had not so gracefully released his seed on our glass shower door and didn't clean it up.

I went to him and asked him that he cleaned it up in the future and maybe consider not doing that in our shared shower if he wasn't going to clean himself well afterwards.

I don't want my shower to be filled with crusty old jiz.

He argued with me that it was just shampoo and that I'm being crazy basically.

The fact that he kept insisting it was shampoo when I knew that it wasn't annoyed me.

So I grabbed a Q-tip and a microscope sliding glass covering and made a wet mounted slide.

If you're wondering why I have those things on hand, it's because I took a microbiology course in college years back and I kept all the stuff.

I viewed the slide and I showed it to him.

It was obviously sperm.

We had a big fight and he got mad at me and said that I can never let anything go.

And I said that we wouldn't be in that position if he just cleaned up after himself.

And I told him to stop insisting that I'm wrong when I know that I'm right.

We have disagreements all the time where he tells me that I'm wrong when I know that I'm right,

and he gets so angry when I prove that I'm right.

Like when he insists our dog's vet is open on Sundays, when I know that it's closed on Sundays, when I know that it's closed on Sundays.

Also, for context, I work as a private investigator.

Me wanting to know what's true and what isn't is just in my nature.

He knew this before he married me.

Also in an edit op he says,

Yeah, I know that I'm psycho.

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