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So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

No, no, no, no, oh just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes

What whoa?

Oh

I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want batting

Myrhatad! Simple!

Welcome to our slash am I the bad guy where OP tells her brother that the razor blade he's been stealing is the razor that she uses on her

Butthole. Am I the bad guy for telling my brother that the razor he keeps stealing from me was used to shave my butthole?

My brother is 16. I'm a 20 year old female. I recently got home from college. My brother has a bad habit of taking my stuff when he runs out of his own.

He takes my shampoo, my hair products, my conditioner, my face wash. No matter how much I yell at him when he's in a pinch and just trying to go fast and he's

Run out of stuff, he just uses mine. I usually hide my stuff under the sink, but I generally keep my razor in the shower.

The first time he used my razor, I thought that it was an accident. I always put the plastic covering back on my razor and I found that the next time I went to use it, it had been removed.

I just told my brother that my razor was mine and to not do it again. Just in case though, I removed the old head and put the new one I had just used to shave my entire body in the drawer in the bathroom.

So the next time I would shower, I could just grab it from there. The next time he did it, I got pissed. I literally went to use my razor, found that there was no head and then went through my

bathroom self to find another razor head, replaced it and then used it to shave. I found out what he did and really got angry. I screamed at him that I literally used that razor to shave my

Butthole and he used it on his face. He got mad because I replaced the plastic on the razor head and put it in my drawer with other

RASERS so he had assumed that it was new. He said that he wasn't even trying to use mine, but he was in a pinch and he just searched around for a head that he

Thought was a clean one. I told him that he still shouldn't have used my stuff after I specifically told him not to. My parents are mad at me because I was crude and that I didn't have to say that

Stuff about my Butthole. They're also saying that my reaction was disproportionate and that I shouldn't have reacted so much because it wasn't on his

Mistake and he thought that it wasn't used. I did get pretty mad like screaming at him that he was gross and had no respect for boundaries. I kind of feel bad because he's not

Talking to me now. Am I the bad guy? You know, honestly, this story was just shaping up to be a really typical sibling story where one sibling messes up and the other

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