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Welcome to R slash Am I the Butthole, where O.P. wants to call the cops on an 11-year-old.

Am I the butthole for wanting to charge an 11-year-old for

theft and destruction of property? So about a week and a half ago, my son's phone was taken

from his bag at primary school. I managed to track it using Find My iPhone, and it led me to a house.

From that house, I banged on the front door and it was answered by a mother.

I explained that I tracked my son's phone to this house and from there discovered her son

and two of his friends had just been there.

She calls her son and then I follow her in my car to a second kid's house.

At this house, all three kids are there and I tell them, I don't care who stole it, just hand

it back and it's done.

All three kids swear black and blue that they've never seen it and know nothing about it.

I exchange numbers with the mom from the first house and the dad from the second house.

Then I have to leave, knowing full well one of them has it.

I get home and receive a call from the mom

from the first house. She checked the security cameras from her house and discovered the kid from

the second house who swore they'd never had a phone is miraculously holding a phone in the footage.

This footage has already been sent to the dad. The next minute, I get a message from the guilty kids' mom asking if she can come to my house.

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