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Welcome to R slash am I the butthole where Opie's girlfriend thinks that she gets pregnant from

fingering. Am I the butthole for not entertaining a girl who

thinks that I got her pregnant from fingering? I'm a 21 year old guy and I went on like two dates

with this girl who's 18. The first date was all right, but I wasn't really feeling her. I tried to

end it with a kiss and she told me that she didn't know how to kiss. That turned

into me trying to teach her how to kiss, and honestly, I should have known that she was a bit too

young for me right there. I decided to give it one more shot. Second date, we went to the movies. She

decided she wanted to help me out. I finished, cleaned up, then helped her out.

That was it.

No intercourse, no anything beyond that.

I thought it was mutual that we weren't super into each other because neither of us reached

out after.

A few weeks ago, she texts me saying that her period is three weeks late and she's really

scared. She even sent me articles saying that pregnancy period is three weeks late, and she's really scared.

She even sent me articles saying that pregnancy can happen from fingering if there's somehow sperm involved.

I told her to calm down, that it's super unlikely.

One, my hands didn't even touch my sperm.

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