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r/AITA Daughter is OBSESSED with Marrying a Billionaire

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🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Welcome to R slash am I the butthole where Opie's daughter is obsessed with marrying a billionaire.

1:06.1

Am I the butthole for telling my daughter that she's not going to marry a billionaire. I'm a 47-year-old guy,

1:13.3

and I have a bit of a problem. I have a 20-year-old daughter, and my wife is 46. My wife isn't my

1:19.3

daughter's biological mother, but my wife has been in my daughter's life since she was 13 years old.

1:25.3

My daughter's biological mother and I divorced when she was 12

1:28.9

due to her alcoholism. For about a year now, my daughter has got it in her head that she'll marry

1:34.7

a billionaire, and that will be the only way that she can be happy in this life. I can only speculate that

1:41.4

she got this idea from social media. She's not doing great in school at the moment, and all she talks about is marrying a billionaire,

1:49.1

how she thinks she can meet one, what type of house they'll have, how she'll be in a private jet, etc.

1:54.6

And she's trying to take the steps to make this happen, which has me worried.

1:59.6

I found out that she has, for example, spent time in

2:03.2

hotel lobbies and bars, having a drink trying to pick up older guys. Mind you, we don't come from

2:09.9

poverty and she's never experienced financial insecurity, but we're definitely not billionaires.

2:16.1

My wife has a brother who is very well off, and my daughter has actively tried to get closer to him and his family in the pursuit of wealth.

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