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affair partner's babies. Am I the butthole for saying it's not my problem if my ex and her husband can't afford their kids?

I'm a 30-year-old guy, and I was married to Marin, who's 30, and we had a son together who's now 8.

When Marin was pregnant, I found out that she was cheating on me with James, who's 33.

James had a girlfriend who was pregnant at the same time.

When my son was born, we needed a DNA test to find out if I was the father or James was.

As Marin's husband, I was the legal father, and that made it easier when the DNA result showed me that he was actually mine.

Because she fought to name James as his father. Things were toxic.

James was there for everything in the later pregnancy and the birth, and Marin told me nothing.

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