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Am I the butthole for telling a lady at the park that I was going to get physical with her and have her arrested when she called the cops?

My best friend is a woman that I've known since middle school. We've been friends for 40 years, literally.

She and her husband had a child very late in life. Like, she was 42.

The kid is great, and I was the fourth person to ever hold him after his parents and grandmother.

I've been in his life since hours after he was born.

I'm basically just a child.

I work at a fly-in, fly-out job, and I make a great living.

My kids are grown up and on their own. My wife loves having the kid around and treats him like a grandchild. I like having him around and treat him like a sibling. We play Lego and Nintendo. I've had to relearn everything I forgot about Minecraft. I'm also the go-to babysitter when I'm on my off weeks. It works out because I have nothing better to do when I'm

home. The problem is that I'm a 6-foot 300-pound Hispanic man that looks exactly like what you would

expect an oil field worker to look like. My friend's kid, Marcus, is an 8-year-old kid with long

red hair and green eyes. He's so white that he looks like they raised an albino in a closet.

I had him at a park by my house this weekend while his mom and dad had some downtime.

He was having fun, and when it was time to go, he was a little jerk and wouldn't come.

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