This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Friday, the real Friday, August 12th and today's pod is the best one. Yes.

This is a T-boy. It's a T-boy. Jack and I finished recording yesterday's pod. We headed on down to Fomburra.

A dystopian dream girl? Yeah, it was great. Vermont has more pale ale per capita. That is the name of a beer. We should qualify that.

Honestly, we have more breweries than any other Landlock State. It has the highest hops to human ratio in the entire country, Jack. New England, yeah.

Jack, what's our first story? Disney just won the Game of Thrones. Because Disney has officially more subscribers than Netflix.

For our second story, Domino's pizza made a bold bet to expand to Italy. Well, Domino's just served up a bold slice of failure. We call it Quiddly.

We call it Quiddly. Our third and final story is Planet Fitness. Their earnings just revealed their favorite piece of workout equipment.

Here it is. Planet Fitness loves the pull of value. Pretty Mark Nick and Jack Studios. We're very proud of that Quiddly. The pull of value. It's a great neck.

But yet he's before we hit that fantastic mix. Jack, just the perfect mix to go into the weekend for years. We've told you about the pamperification of pets.

Yeah, we humans. We treat our dogs better than we treat our fellow humans. Your carcasspan you'll sit shotgun. The kids, they're sitting in the back.

They are an adoptive polluza yet he's adoptive polluza only accelerated this trend. Now typically we've discussed this trend through the lens of pet food.

Exactly, Jack, like you eat a half-eating burrito that's three days old from the back of your fridge. Meanwhile, Fido eats organic bison filet with a side of heirloom free range tomato.

And it's all organic. But Pandora Jewelry gave us a new lens to look through this pamphification of pet track.

And I noticed Pandora Jewelry just kicked things up like nine notches. Pandora is selling the first jewelry collection we've ever seen for dogs.

We're talking pendants and precious metals, but for your puppy because that's not a collar. No, that's an act. Jack, that's not a poop bag. That's a velvet bag for your valuables.

So we are talking about earrings for your English house. I want a chochki for that chowa. And here's the thing.

The poodle parents are paying up because there's no spending limit on bullying out your beagle. But honestly, does a creature that sniffs its own butt need like charm bracelets?

I think you're asking too many questions, Jack. It's besides the point. So Jack, what's the takeaway for all of our buddies out there who have pets?

This all comes back to puppy. Puppy. People ultimately prioritize puppies. Yeah, yeah. Let's hear our three stories.

15 years before this song to boys from the Northeast met in the dawn. The hat and idea cause the cultural storm is the best one yet. But the best is an on. Jack, that's it. I don't even think they need to practice.

50%. That's a fat tip. Tea boy city on your ass list. If you know, you know, cause we've read to go. We can't wait no more. So just start the show.

For our first story, Disney just beat Netflix. Disney is number one again. Yeah. Because if you give a kid a mouse, he'll ask for a glass of Disney.

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