Quit your Job (w/ Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Drag queen and reigning Miss Congeniality Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté (RuPaul's Drag Race S14) joins Nicole for a live episode, where they discuss her favorite kind of dick, the bad jobs she had before drag, and the men in prison who are contacting Nicole. Then, they answer audience questions about their favorite sex toys, the weirdest compliment they've gotten on a date, and blowjob tips.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:24.0	Oh, baby!
0:25.0	Yes!
0:26.0	Thank you so much for coming out!
0:32.0	Okay, so this is a live episode of Madang Podcast.
0:36.0	Why won't you date me with Nicole Byer?
0:40.0	And it's a podcast where Mina Colbyer tries to figure out how I'm still single,
0:47.0	even though you could come in a little packet and tell me it's just liquid sugar.
0:58.0	Now how the fuck?
1:02.0	This gonna be a long ass day.
1:05.0	Oh my god.
1:07.0	Oh my guess tonight!
1:09.0	Oh, the rainingness, congeniality!
1:13.0	A Roo-Balls Drag Race in his cornbread, the Snack Jutters!
1:20.0	Hi!
1:23.0	What, are they rowdy?
1:25.0	Yes, my crowds are rowdy bitches.
1:28.0	And rowdy bitches, fuck, and I'm here for, I mean, with the joke you started off with,
1:31.0	I see why they're rowdy, it's fucking very specific.
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