"Quiet, Stoned and Ashamed" (w/ Blair Socci)
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Blair Socci woke up, chose perm, and headed straight to Las Cultch to talk about it! And also Summer House! One of Matt and Bow’s favorite friends and comedians— who is touring, by the way! — shares insights into what’s happening on that program, as well as Wests (straight men) at large around the globe. Watch out ladies! It is the unpacking of the reality TV scandal of the year that you have been waiting for, okay?! And there is much, much more, don’t you fret. Ever heard of karaoke? We’re sure you have! The title of this episode may be quiet, stoned and ashamed, but the takes are loud, sober and unafraid (and in Blair’s case, delivered in a “skater pitch”). So crack open your arctic vibe and enjoy! Check out Blair’s podcast Spaced Out with Blair Socci wherever you get your, get this, podcasts!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | Look, Matt. |
| 0:06.2 | Oh, I see. |
| 0:07.5 | Wow. |
| 0:08.7 | Bowen, look over there. |
| 0:09.6 | Wow, is that culture? |
| 0:10.9 | Yes. |
| 0:11.1 | Oh, goodness. |
| 0:11.9 | Wow. |
| 0:12.7 | Las cultureistas. |
| 0:14.8 | Ding dong. |
| 0:15.9 | Las Culturistas calling. |
| 0:18.1 | It's going to be a rollicking day. |
| 0:20.5 | I think it's going to be rocking in the roll and taking in the bastion over the horizon. What can it be? What the hell is that? It's a schoolhouse rock song. Wow. It's a schoolhouse rock song about Plymouth Rock. Okay. Because they had the history unit. Yeah, of course. And do you remember everything you need to know about this rock because of the song? |
| 0:38.7 | No, I don't think, I don't think there's much to know about it. |
| 0:43.3 | Why are we, why are we worshipping at the feet of a rock, babe? |
| 0:47.5 | Can I tell you something? |
| 0:48.5 | Everything from this country that we're worshipping, it's a big old stop. |
| 0:52.4 | And don't think that I'm talking about all kinds of national treasures. And I'm going to bring one up today. That was our guest eight and a half years ago. Kay walked her ass into her unpermed ass at the time. Today she's got a perm. She's got a perm. And it looks good to me. It looks good. Well, she's not happy. She's not happy. Yeah. She has nothing to be unhappy about. Look at her. She waltzes in. This is her grand return to New York City. Big time. After several years of being sort of excommunicated from this town. She was kicked out. She was waiting for a socialist mayor before she came back. Well, I got news for you. |
| 1:28.5 | I got news for it. But no, look at her. She's, she's, she's, she is bridging the gap between New York and Cali. She's got her surfer hat on. She wants to qualify her red hat. Which we're not, which we're not concerned about. It's quarteroy. If it's red and quarteroy, you don't have to qualify. Not to rule of culture. |
| 1:44.7 | If it's, what rule of culture is that again? |
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