Quiet People are Monsters w/ Ralph Barbosa | Where My Moms At?

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Relationships, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Parenting, Comedy

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	Okay, all right, count me in in Hebrew or Spanish or whatever you count in.
0:04.4	Redian, Cinco, Quattro, Trace,
0:07.0	Terrible.
0:08.0	Dose. It's embarrassing, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, me.
0:15.0	Where my mom's, where my mom's, where my mom's at.
0:17.6	Where my mom's wearing thongs, hitting bongs at.
0:20.2	Raising kids, cleaning shits, need a long nap. When my mom's, nap when my mom's where my mom's at
0:25.0	where my mom's at where my mom's at
0:26.2	at Hot Oh my gosh I have the most adorableest, chillest comic in the world.
0:36.4	First let me plug some shit get it out of the way.
0:38.5	Vancouver going back to Canada, the Vogue Theater February February 16th, and then I added an early show in
0:45.0	Seattle at the Neptune, and then we added a show in Judork Titties, March 23rd,
0:50.0	an early show. I don't fuck around you guys. I know your parents nobody wants to go to a 10 o'clock show I certainly don't want to do a late show so I've added them early
0:57.3	Palace to find arts in San Francisco and then Ridgefield playhouse come net aicunt, March 24th, Christina P. online.com for tickets.
1:05.5	What else? Oh, buy my lipstick if you haven't already. I'm adding three new colors coming up and
1:10.9	I'm so pumped for you guys to see it to tro it out you're going to like the way you look I guarantee it
1:16.5	Let's talk about Las Vegas the neon city is the only place in the world literally built for celebration.
1:23.2	It's the place to go and gorge.
1:25.4	It's where you invite your friends, your family,
1:28.2	anyone you care about to have a good time,
1:30.6	and you throw down until the sun comes up.
1:33.0	Pack a pair of sweatpants, that flight home should be comfortable.
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