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Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

Quickly Kevin: The Pre-Season Training Camp (Episode 1)

Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

This Is A Real Test Ltd

Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.84.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2018

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

‘Quickly Kevin, will he score?’ : The Pre-Season Training Camp (Episode 1)    Here at 'Quickly Kevin...' towers we're currently gearing up for the release of QK Series 4 (ETA end of October) with a week-long pre-season training camp.   All this week we’ll be compiling and discussing our favourite 11-a-side team of the decade. Shearer? Giggs? Bergkamp? Absolutely not. An impassioned plea for the inclusion of Paul Warhurst and Shaka Hislop. Now you’re talking our language…   Head over to our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram - @quicklykevin – to get involved and vote for the winners.   We've also got two exciting new QK live shows coming up in November – check out the Hackney Empire website to snap up the remaining tickets. But be quick as they’re selling fast!!   https://hackneyempire.co.uk/whats-on/quickly-kevin90-will-he-score-live/   As a little taster for those of you who didn’t manage to get tickets to the previous live shows we’ve got some exclusive highlight clips to salivate and excite - want to hear Alex Brooker have his mind blown by an Anders Limpar time travel prank? Or hear David May lift the lid on the Old Trafford dressing room under Ferguson? Then you’ve come to the right place my friend...    All this and more, plus all the usual 'Quickly Kevin...' business*   Twitter: @quicklykevin Facebook: quicklykevin Instagram: quicklykevin Email: hello@quicklykevin.com   For your chance to win an exclusive 'Graham Says: Hit Les' Quickly Kevin mug leave us a 90's Football based 'Review Haiku' on iTunes!!   Thanks Chris, Josh, and Michael.   *WARNING: EPISODES WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY AT SOME POINT CONTAIN SOME URI GELLER. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sky presents their fastest action release ever.

0:05.0

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0:10.0

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0:16.0

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0:25.4

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0:29.8

Available to 12% of UK homes, verify at sky.com forward slash fastest speeds.

0:33.2

This episode is brought to you by Thought Park.

0:36.0

Are you ready for Europe's top scare events?

0:39.6

Fright Nights, ourpe Park is now on,

0:41.7

with thrilling rides in the dark,

0:46.1

including Hyperia, the UK's tallest and fastest roller coaster,

0:50.4

soul-sucking scare mazes, devilishly daring scare zones, and hell-raising shows.

0:52.9

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0:55.9

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0:57.1

the home of fear.

0:59.6

Book now at Thoughtpark.com.

1:01.3

Breathe in.

1:04.7

Imagine you're a dishwasher running with empty space.

1:07.1

If it's not full, it's wasteful.

1:07.8

Eakover.

1:09.8

Properly packed dishwasher tablets.

1:11.6

Shouldn't you be at work?

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