This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Welcome to this dirty motherfucker quicker.

This is your podcasting bit on the side with me, Anna White House,

and me, Polly Hazelwood, who is. Sounds like a children's presenter. Not quite, no. No.

You just sound like you've had too many pro plus. All right. Cheers, mate. Cheers, mate. Crack on.

So, talking about pro plus, we wanted to talk about, I'm going to call this episode the

hungover games.

Oh, that's a good one.

Because pre-kids, having a hangover was quite a luxury.

You know, like, if you think about it, I would say, let's see, go out Saturday night with

girls down at sea, Sunday morning, you might have some sort of lazy Sunday morning sex, maybe.

Oh, I tell you what, hangover sex. Hangover sex. Can we have a minute for that? Oh.

Remember that? Also, just really good. Really good. Really like, you know when you go through a whole Sunday without opening up the curtains?

Yeah. Are you being serious? Yeah, you just get snacks and you just eat them in your bed.

Oh my God, the equivalent with a child, uh, I was hanging so badly when my daughter was four years

old. I remember it was my first night out, probably my last. And I remember just putting on an old

t-shirt and giving her some felt-tip pens and going, just color me in. Oh my God, I love that. Mummy's just going to lie here on the floor with some dark coat.

If you could just colour in my back.

Yeah.

And honestly, it was great because I knew she was there still

so I could keep an eye on her without opening an eye.

I sort of was like, if she was still drawing,

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