This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Welcome to this episode of Dirty Motherpucker.

I am your host Anna White House and I am joined by Polly Hazelwood in the House.

Well, hello, everybody.

Very excited with who we have coming up.

She is an author of the book.

Mama's still got it and might give it away.

Louise Boyce is coming up talking about marital sex.

How much are you really doing it?

I want to talk about maintenance down below.

Look, I don't think anyone needs to shave, wax, veet, do you. I haven't done anything for a while actually, but this

week I just thought, do you know what? I'm just going to, going out for a dinner and I thought,

I'm just going to tidy up the old girl. But I can't be bothered to invest in a wax. That's just

too much faf, right? Like... But it's not only only investing in a wax for me. It's like, when do you go in? If you shave it,

it's too short. Exactly. So you've got to leave it to grow for a bit. And then you've got that

kind of like middle ground that is just, you know... And the chit-chat as they're parting your

cheeks. Oh, God. I never forget my friend

who went in to get a wax, but you know, sometimes they leave your pants on. There's two types

where obviously they whip your kegs off and legs are kimbo, get it all out, have a bit of chit-chat,

out you go.

Yep.

Bald as a plumber's head.

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