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All right, today is the KFC radio response,

quickie for all the men out there.

Last episode we did the sex stipulations.

So today we will be responding with the male version to remind you of exactly what was said in the original list,

a girl went viral.

Fucking studio.

Kind of be fucking kidding me about to lose it.

All right.

So

men's on edge edge.

Last episode we talked about the sex stipulations list that went viral from some chick who felt it necessary to make a list of nine boundaries

or otherwise, she would terminate all sexual contact, contact.

So to just recap her as number one, no discussing the following topics while inside me, your sister, your mother,

your ex girlfriend, other girls, your fucking, your depression or the fundamentals of computer science.

Number two, no hickeys.

Number three, no jizzing on my body and or face without fair warning and permission.

Number four, no fingering.

That's child's play.

Number five, the back door is locked.

Number six, spanking and hair pulling is permitted within moderation.

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