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Welcome to this episode of Dirty Motherpucker.

This is your Quicky, your podcasting

bit on the side with me, Anna White House, the founder of Motherpucker, and Polly Hazer with my best

mate in this room. Thank you. Cheers. Stroke the world. So, I am recently separated from my husband and had a chat with Polly.

I was like, it's really hard because I'm quite a sexual person, but I don't really want to rake through the internet.

What do I do?

And she's like, what's obvious?

Vibrator.

I was like, yeah, but I don't really come with a vibration.

She's like, what?

Stop!

Right there.

And she, I'll never forget this, to my dying day,

sent me over a picture of three key pleasure pillars that I needed in my life.

They were the wee vibe.

Three different ones. They're not cheap. They're a bit spenny. But Polly, I'm sure, will give us some more frugal options at the end of this podcast. Nobody wants to hear that. Should we like, right, get a spatula. Put a rubber glove on it. Blow it up. I mean, everything's a vibrator in my mind. Anyway, I went in town Summers, and I put my phone on the counter, and I said, do you have these three vibrators? I want one that I can control with a remote control for myself, literally out and about, Tesco Metro, down the Ting Gonzales, Tesco. I mean, I've said that to you. I'll have a go on that.

I'll take your remote control and buzz you.

While recording.

Yeah, exactly that.

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